Mr Blobby 1992 Annual
Mr Blobby was an unstoppable force well, until he was stopped and Noel Edmonds became a monster of a man who no one liked.
The Legend of Zelda
Nintendo have created a timeline linking them all together in a super duper mess I'm hereby calling The Legend of the Timey Wimey Man.
Give Me a Break
Living rent free in the music hole in my brain alongside the likes of Crazy Frog and Barbie Girl
Sick or Treat?
Things are starting to get better now, BBC wheels out quiz shows like Going for Gold.
Banksysaurus Rex
One of my clown drawings didn't receive a very good reception.
Batmans Big Rambler
Oh and he ate his first ever sandwich today. It was cheese. What a day.
Carpet Crabs and Accidental C**ts
I told him that I saw some carpet crabs…. I'm sure I was very believable….