Category: Film
Up, Up and Just Slightly Off with the Flying: Superman
Tom grabs his red pants and dives cape-first into James Gunn’s Superman (2025) – a film that was always going to start a fanboy war. But is this new Man of Steel actually… good? In just 5 minutes, we cover angry Lex, sad Clark, confused Ultraman, and the finest superdog in cinema since Air Bud. Tom gives
HUNG, Drawn and Raging: It’s 28 Years Later
Welcome to The Land Before Prime — where cinema and DVDs still matter, and no review dares to exceed 5 minutes. Today, Tom’s staring down the infected, the cults, and the curiously well-endowed Alphas in 28 Years Later — Danny Boyle’s brutal return to Rage territory. But can it outmatch 28 Days Later? Is there such a thing as zombie
Dead Parents, Space Worms, and a Kid with Issues: It’s Elio!
This week on The Land Before Prime, Tom from The Variety Show dives into Pixar’s latest intergalactic outing, Elio. From dead parents to space politics, clones to slug-buddies, Tom breaks down the highs, the lows, and everything glowing in between. But the real question is… can he fit it all into just five minutes? The Land Before Prime is your home
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
He might visit 2008, just to stop the airing of an abomination. Of course, the questions is – would he do the same for 2023?
Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3: A fitting ending
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol: 3 gives us this generations Artax the horse and that’s no bad thing. Don’t worry, it isn’t all sad.
Fast X: Fast and mildly furious
Wait, Fast X was the end wasn’t it?! Oh god, it’s got to have a sequel and there’s talk of it now being a trilogy..
The Super Mario Bros. Movie: Fan Service done right
The company that gives us inoffensive guff, got the rights to produce a film that had to repair the damage from Super Mario Bros. in 1993.
TJ’s Top Films by year
A while ago, I set myself the task of choosing one film from each year since birth; they didn’t have to be wonderful, just a film that I enjoy and watch over and over again.
