Five games that made me the gamer I am today
You drop kick Gandalf in the nuts, he is defeated and offers you his soul and hat.
What’s a floppy disk?
I miss having to protect my little square of plastic, yes I lose memory sticks all the time and CD’s get scratched but the floppy disk bizarrely was fun to…
Pocket Money Toys
More often than not, you'd end up cutting off the circulation to your fingers by mistake and had to ask a parent to cut the string so you could release…
A Quest for Heroes
Spells blast, goblin dead, Tom starts wiping the floor with everyone… I've created a monster…
Saturday Night TV
Jeremy Beadle would set up a hidden camera scene and then cause someone terribly emotional damage in some way
Give Me a Break
Living rent free in the music hole in my brain alongside the likes of Crazy Frog and Barbie Girl
Don’t play with your cereal
Watchdog had featured these, advising parents to dispose of them due to 'Corneal Injury' that could happen if they slipped off peoples faces.
Sick or Treat?
Things are starting to get better now, BBC wheels out quiz shows like Going for Gold.
Banksysaurus Rex
One of my clown drawings didn't receive a very good reception.