What’s a floppy disk?
I miss having to protect my little square of plastic, yes I lose memory sticks all the time and CD’s…
Pocket Money Toys
More often than not, you'd end up cutting off the circulation to your fingers by mistake and had to ask…
A Quest for Heroes
Spells blast, goblin dead, Tom starts wiping the floor with everyone… I've created a monster…
Games we just can’t play
Always stomp on a body.
Saturday Night TV
Jeremy Beadle would set up a hidden camera scene and then cause someone terribly emotional damage in some way
Give Me a Break
Living rent free in the music hole in my brain alongside the likes of Crazy Frog and Barbie Girl
Don’t play with your cereal
Watchdog had featured these, advising parents to dispose of them due to 'Corneal Injury' that could happen if they slipped…
Sick or Treat?
Things are starting to get better now, BBC wheels out quiz shows like Going for Gold.
Banksysaurus Rex
One of my clown drawings didn't receive a very good reception.
Do you remember these shops?
This meant recently pubescent me could get in, cheekily thumb through a few top shelf magazines and then leave with…