I love the smell of useless in the morning. – Marlo Brandon
For those who don’t know, in the year of our lord Jebus of Ipswich: 2025, we introduced a new section to the show which involves people bringing along their virtual item to help our boys survive the Asockalypse in their fortified bunker.
The only real rule is, the items must be completely useless.
So what did our guests bring us, what incredibly shit item’s will line the walls of our storage shelves in the Asockalypse bunker?
Read on dear listener to find out
| Item | Brought by |
|---|---|
| A pair of rusty, blunt, left-handed garden shears | Simon |
| The tool end of a plastic grass rake (no handle) | Ross |
| A Pizza oven without the stone or any fuel | Sunjai Arif |
| An empty bag which can only be used to keep your other bags in | Glenn Braley |
| Turkey Twizzlers from the 1980s | Michael Frankland |
| Car keys for a written off car | Matt Roseblade |
| A Toaster (specifically for use as a weapon or for chucking in someone’s bath after you’re fed up of them existing) | Olly Rimmell |
| Pirates of the Caribbean on DVD (Double disc edition) | Paul McHugh |