Here’s a break down of all the questions we’ve asked on our main episodes over the years.
They have been many and they have been varied, but above all they have been questions you didn’t know you needed the answers to until you heard them. Some not even then.
You’ll also find below the wonderful (and slightly mad) people who deemed us worthy to guest on our show and try to help us solve these questions.
| Episode | Question | Guests |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Who Takes the Socks off Amputated Feet? What is Cookie Monster’s real name? Can millipedes walk backwards? | |
| 2 | What is the longest an animal can live? Why are teddy bears called “teddy bears”? What is a lawn mullet? | |
| 3 | Why does NASA hate corned beef? Why is there no such thing as a “Free Citizen”? Has there ever been any reported cases of blindness caused by masturbation? | |
| 4 | What is the origin of the phrase “the birds and the bees”? Why do humans hate nails on a chalkboard? Are humans naturally morbidly curious? | |
| 5 | Do spiders have Vaginas? What’s the biggest city in the world? Why do bobble hats have bobbles? | |
| 6 | Why is a sausage in a bun called a hot dog? Is the island of Sodor ruled by a totalitarian government? Why is belly button fluff always blue? | |
| 7 | How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How many times did the Batmobile get a flat tyre? Is cereal actually soup? | |
| 8 | Is it ok to sometimes lie to your kids? Why are Democrats a donkey and Republicans an elephant? Do all evolutionary paths lead to crabs? | Jon Cutting |
| 9 | Halloween & Bonfire Night Special | |
| 10 | When did Nelson Mandela actually pass away? What size shoe is Bigfoot? How is Postman Pat still in a job? | |
| 11 | Does the Universe End and if so What’s for Dinner? | |
| 12 | What’s in a Surname Anyway? | |
| 13 | Valentine’s Day Special – What’s the Deal with Mandatory Love Day? | |
| 14 | Why are There so Many Superstitions? | |
| 15 | Why is it so expensive to see the world’s largest waterfall? | |
| 16 | Why would a cow wear “human” cologne? | |
| 17 | Do flat-earthers just have shit depth perception? | |
| 18 | Are olympic medals secretly made of chocolate? | |
| 19 | Why is it impossible to bite down on your own tongue? | |
| 20 | Why have we only got 21 seconds to go? | |
| 21 | Do cats just think humans are shit tigers? | |
| 22 | Is French Kissing in France just called kissing? | |
| 23 | Why is Goofy a person, but Pluto a pet when they’re both dogs? | |
| 24 | Why are swear words so f***ing offensive? | |
| 25 | Why do social groups rely on piss-taking? | |
| 26 | Can you handcuff a one-armed man? | Neale Mighall |
| 27 | Will we still be twerking at 65? | Nord Hereira |
| 28 | What’s the freakiest creature in nature? | |
| 29 | Is “Because” ever a good enough response? | |
| 30 | Do criminals really return to the scene of the crime? | |
| 31 | Who would play you in a film of your life? | Daniel Cracknel |
| 32 | Why is the English language so f***ed up? | |
| 33 | Why is it so hard to ask for posh sausage? | |
| 34 | Why did they take all the dicks and fannys out of books? | Tom & Simon – Pit of Chimps Podcast |
| 35 | What did we not cover the last time we spoke about fake sports we want to see in the Olympics, that could be sports we see in the Olympics, but they’re made up, so would we ever see them in the Olympics? | |
| 36 | What are the strangest Christmas traditions? (Xmas Special) | |
| 37 | Is Extra Virgin Olive Oil Just a Massive Prick Tease? | Louie Hargreaves |
| 38 | Has anyone ever actually taught Grandma how to suck eggs? | TJ & Rob – Variety Show Podcast & Untitled Sci-fi Show Prodcast |
| 39 | Why did Bungle put on pyjamas to go to bed but wandered about naked all day? | |
| 40 | Has a hamster ever actually died of natural causes? | Travis & Rick – The Bar Banter Podcast |
| 41 | Why does your brain remember you’ve forgotten something but not what you’ve forgotten? | |
| 42 | How on earth did the author of The Human Centipede successfully pitch their idea to Hollywood? | Jim & Sam – Cast a Role Podcast |
| 43 | Would you rather be a Knocknobler or a Knocker Upper? | |
| 44 | Who is the gayest gay in the history of gay? | Max & Daniel – Bitches with Beards Podcast |
| 45 | Are horoscopes just all about Uranus | Bon Allen |
| 46 | Which animal has the most powerful semen? | Geoff Jones – Geoff Jones & Friends Make it Better Podcast |
| 47 | What would we put in our 2024 wrap-up? (2024 wrap up special) | |
| 48 | Channel 84 Holiday Video Special | TJ & Rob – Variety Show Podcast & Untitled Sci-fi Show Prodcast, Karen & Adam – Lightly Used Podcast |
| 49 | Who’s Genuinely Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? | Pav – Top 10 of Anything Podcast |
| 50 | Did King Midas Walk Around Naked All Day? | Karen – Lightly Used Podcast |
| 51 | Why Are Women Just Not Funny? | Karen – Lightly Used Podcast, Bon Allen – Be More Bon Dog & Nina Buckley – The Reclining Pair Podcast |
| 52 | What the F*** are the Two of us Even Doing Here? |
Have you got a suggestion for question?
Rules are as follows:
- Must be an open ended question rather than is this better than that etc.
- Must not be a “Would you rather” style question as we cover those off in our Socks: On or Off episodes which you can find details for here
- Preferably nothing too close to things we’ve already covered, but if there’s an angle we’ll likely go with it.
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Cheers
Simon & Ross