🎬 The Land Before Prime is your punchy, 5-minute-only film review podcast — strictly cinema and DVD releases, no streaming fluff allowed! Brought to you by a rotating crew of movie misfits: Tom (The Variety Show), Rob (The Untitled Sci Fi Show), Karen & Adam (Lightly Used), and Ross & Simon (Who Takes the Socks Off).
Expect hot takes, cool burns, and zero buffering as we dive into the movies that aren’t trending — because we don’t care what’s on Prime, Netflix, or Disney+.
We’re here for popcorn spills, dodgy DVDs, scratched discs, and the smell of stale pick ‘n’ mix. If it’s in your local cinema or bargain bin at HMV, we’ve got 5 minutes to love it, hate it, or completely misunderstand it.
🎥 New reviews drop whenever we fancy.
📀 No streaming. No algorithm picks. Just real films, reviewed fast.
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